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CHEATING IS A CHOICE..

NOT A MISTAKE

"Don't cry over someone that won't cry over you."

"All good is hard. All evil is easy. Dying, losing, cheating, and mediocrity is easy. Stay away from easy." ~ Scott Alexander

"Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never knew."

~Dr. atish Manez

Don't fix what's not broken.

"If you love someone, set them free. 
If they come back they're yours; 
if they don't they never were." - Richard Bach

The heart is the only broken 
instrument that works.

Lonely alone girl

Love begins with a smile

 grows with a kiss and ends 

with a tear drop.

Heart broken sms

Broken Trust Is Like A Broken Egg,

It Is Not Repairable.

When It’s Gone,

It’s Gone

No Matter How Hard You Try.

I heard someone whisper ur name, but when i turned around to SEE who it was,

i notice i was alone, then i realize it was my heart telling me that.

I know u think u broke my heart

but I knew your game right from the start

I saw your game and played it 2

so look here I play the jokes on u!

I had a dream and it was about you...

I smiled and recalled the memories we had...

Then i noticed a tear fell from my eyes...

You know why?

Coz in my dream you kissed me

And said goodbye...

Some broken heart, may never mend, 

Some memories may never end, 

Some wet tears may never dry, 

But my love for you will never die...

The most beautiful words by a wounded heart “I Never Stopped Loving You, I Just Stopped Showing It”

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Happy Dhanteras sms text message wishes quotes in Hindi English, Images Picture photo Greetings wallpaper indian festival animated gif images

Happy Dhanteras : ( धनत्रयोदशी )

May Goddess Laxmi Bless Your Business 
To Do Well In Spite Of All Odds Like, 
The Enduring Charms Of Gold And Diamonds… 
Happy & Prosperous Dhanteras

Dhanteras ka ye pyara tyohar,
Jeevan me laye khushiya appar,
MATA LAXMI viraje aapke dwaar,
Sabhi kamna aapki kare sweekar.
HAPPY DHANTERAS.

Happy Mothers Day sms text message wishes quotes in English Hindi, Images Picture photo Greetings wallpaper

I Love You Mummy

 I believe in love at first sight!”
Because… I’ve loved my mother
ever since I opened my eyes!

Neend Apni De Bhula Ker “SULAYA” Hum Ko
Aansu Apne Gira Ker “HANSAYA” Hum Ko
Dard Kabhi Na Dena Us “HASTI” Ko
Zamana Kehta Hai “MAA” Jis Ko….

-=-Strange But True-=-

A Mother Can Take Care

0f TEN Children,

But

Sometimes TEN Children

Can’t Take Care 0f

ONE Mother … !!!

A Mother May be,

Educated or Uneducated.

But,

She is the Best guidelines in the world

when you fail in your Life.. !!

always love your mother cause u will never get another mother

Who ran to help me when I fell, And would some pretty story tell, Or kiss the place to make it well? My Mother.

Happy Mother’s Day.

Your arms were always open when I needed a hug. Your heart understood when I needed a friend. Your gentle eyes were stern when I needed a lesson. Your strength and love has guided me and gave me wings to fly.

Sarah Malin


“A mother is not a person to lean upon, but a person to make leaning unnecessary.”

“All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother”
Abraham Lincoln


“God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers.”
Rudyard Kipling

Subha Se Sham Tak Kam Ke Bad Jab Ghar Aaya,
To Baap Ne Pucha, Kya Kamaya?
Biwi Ne Pucha, Kya Bachaya?
Bete Ne Pucha, Kya Laya?
Sirf Maa Ne Pucha, Din Me Kuch Khaya?
Aisi Hoti Hai Pyari MAA
Happy Mother's Day

A Sweet Ans By Child In Schol Admitn Interview. . .

Teacher:
Wat’s Ur Mother’s Name?

Kid:
Abi Nam Nai Rakha Hai Bus Pyar Se

“Maa” Kehta Hon.. ;->)

Khamoshi me jo suno gi wo awaz MAA ki hogi
Zindagi bhar sath rahe wo wafa MAA ki hogi
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Dunya ki har khushi ek din tmhari hogi
Q K in sb k peeche dua MAA ki hogi

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IF GIRL IS IN LOVE-
Her parent ask: Who is that
Idiot..?
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IF BOY IS IN LOVE
His parent ask: Idiot, Who is that girl.? >:
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Moral:: No matter who ever is in love...
Boys are always Idiots.
Why so?

Girl:Jann,muje aise propose karo jaise aj tak kisine na kiya ho. 
Boy:Kutti,Kamini,I LOVE U.
Aaja Haramzadi mujse pyar karke muje tabaah karde.

mud kr zara idhar b dekh jalim 

k tamana hum b rakhte hai 

husn tere pass hai to kya hua dil hum b rakhte hai

jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
husn ke tevar nukeele ho gaye,
hum ijhar karne me thode dhele ho gaye,
aur udhar unke hath peele ho gaye!




Girl- tum bohot besharam hO 
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Boy- wo to main bachpan se hi hu
main to paida bhi nanga hi hua
tha.........




Time Table aa gya hai taiyaari shuru kar do
7 Feb Rose Day
8 Feb Propose Day
9 Feb Chocolate Day
10 Feb Teddy Day
11 Feb Promise Day
12 Feb Hug Day
13 Feb Kiss Day
14 Feb Valentine Day…
15 Feb Go Back to your Wife Day.


main apni ishq ki bowling se tere dil ka wicket giraya
meri kismat kaise thi dekho 
tere dad ne umpire banke no ball ka ishara dikahaya

Teri galiyon mein na rakhen gy kadam aaj K baad,
Kyun K…
Humari apni gali mein setting ho gai hy!!!

Ek Ladki ne hoto par “India” ke tirange ka
rang laga rakha tha Ek ladka aaya aur hoto
par “kiss” kar gaya aur bola, “I LOVE MY INDIA”


Sharif ladko se jyada kismat waleto gali k kutte hai
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Kam se kam ladki palat palat k dekhti to hai
ki aa raha h ya nhi..



Me .- i want 2 kiss you . .
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ladki - tameez se bolo ...
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Me - uparwale ki aseem kripa se . .
kudrati khubsuruti se bhari hui aye sundari kanya... 
ye saaf dil wala banda tumhare laal surkh hontho pe chumban lena chahta
hai



Tajmahal ki imarat her aashiq ko mohabbat ki misaal nazar aati hai Main kis kis ke liye taj banwaun mujhe to her ladki mumtaz nazar aati hai

Desi wife Husband joke sms text message quotes in Hindi with images pictures.

Moulvi apni biwi ki Qabrr pe zor zor se PANKHA chala ke RO Raha tha. 

Kisi ne kaha- Itni Mohabbat? Ya Allah!

Moluvi ne kaha- Marne wali keh gayi thi, meri qabar ki mitti sukhane ke baad hi dusra nikah karna.

Pata nahi koun sala roj 2 balti pani daal jata hai.

Ek admi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke 

ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli chamki, 

badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui dukhi.

aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai

छोटे कस्बे की रहने वाली एक महिला को मुंबई में नौकरी मिल गई . वह अकेली ही नौकरी ज्वाइन करने पहुंची, वहाँ कंपनी ने उसे रहने के लिए एक फ़्लैट भी दे दिया.

महिला ने सोचा कि अपने पति को सूचना दे दूँ ताकि उन्हें चिंता न हो. उसने पति के लिए sms लिखा परन्तु गलती से गलत नंबर पर भेज दिया.

जिस आदमी को वह sms मिला उसकी पत्नी गुजर गई थी और वह अभी-अभी अंतिम संस्कार करके लौटा था.

sms पढ़ते ही वह आदमी बेहोश हो गया और उसे अस्पताल में भर्ती कराना पड़ा …

आखिर ऐसा क्या लिखा था sms में ……… आप भी पढ़िए -

“डियर, मैं सही-सलामत पहुँच गई हूँ और यहाँ रहने के लिए अच्छी जगह भी मिल गई है…. आप बिलकुल चिंता मत करना बस 1-2 दो दिन में ही आपको भी बुला लूंगी ….

Susral mein damad ki ziada izzat Q ki jati hai? 

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Q K wo jante hain k ye wohi mahaan admi hai jisne hamare ghr ka toofan apne ghar me sambhal rakha ha.'

1 Ladki ne sasural se apni maa ko phone kiya
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Ladki:" maa, kal meri unke sath ladai
ho gai"
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Maa:" koi baat nahi beti, pati
patni ke beech ladai hoti rehti
hai...
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Ladki:" Haan wo sab to theek hai
Par Laash ka kya karu? 





WIFE -
Tumne shaadi se
pehle kyu nahi bataya ke-

tumhari raani naam ki ek our wife bhi hai....?? 
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HUSBAND -
Bataya to tha k-
tumhe raani ki tarah rakhunga 


fon ki ghanti baji
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pati ne kaha mere liye to kehna,wo ghar pr nhi hai
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patni ne fon utha kr kaha
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wo ghar pr hai
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pati: maine batane se mana kiya tha na
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patni: fon mere liye tha
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Loving couple before Marriage: 'Janu.. tum nahi to main nahi, main nahi to tum nahi.'
The same couple after Marriage: 'Maa kasam' Aaj tu nahi ya main nahi...





Padosi:
Yaar tere ghar se roz hansi ki awaz aati hai
Is khush haal zindagi ka raaz kya hai?

Aadmi:
Meri Biwi mujhe jooton se maarti hai, 
Lag jaay to wo hansti hai,
Na Lage to main hansta hoon.

KHUDA ka shukar hai, hansi khushi zindagi guzar rahi hai.

Husband : Mujhe Ajeeb si Bimari Ho Gai Hai...Jab Meri Biwi Bolti Hai To Mujhe Kuchh Sunaai Nahi Deta...
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Hakim:
Mashaalla Ye Bimari Nahin,...Tum par Allah Ki Rehmat Hui Hai !!!

पति से दूर जाने के एक महीने बाद पत्नी ने अपने पति को यह एमएमएस (SMS) किया:

याद आती है तेरी जागते-सोते,दिन कटते हैं तेरी खातिर रोते-रोते,काश! तुम मेरे साथ यहां होते,कम से कम मेरे कुछ कपडे तो धोते.


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Dedicated to all couples 
Always keep your wives/husbands picture as mobile screen saver. Whenever you face a problem, see the picture & say: if I can handle this, I can handle anything!

After 15 years of marriage
a wife asked her
husband to describe her.
He looked at her slowly and then said:"A-B-C-D-E-F- G-H-I-J-K".
"What does that mean?"she asked.
"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant,
Fashionable, Gorgeous, and Hot"
he replied.
She smiled happily and then asked,
"What about I-J-K?
"He replied,"I'm Just Kidding!"





Every Man needs a Beautiful wife, 
intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, 
adjusting & cooperative wife, but it’s sad that
 law allows only one wife.

Real Quote

Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command..
Husband: Well darling! its a computer, not a Husband..

“When a man holds a woman hands?” 
When a man holds a woman’s hand 
before marriage, it is love; 
after marriage it is self-defense 



One million copies of a new book sold
In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title.

"An idea,that can change your WIFE''
While real word was(LIFE).






Wife called hubby in office .. 
Wife - window is not opening .. What shall I do ? 
Hubby - Put some hot water n wait for while. It will open ... 

Wife (lil unconvinced)- r u sure ?
Hubby - ya trust me it will do the magic.. Try it ..

(After a while hubby calls back to check) ... Did u do as I told u ! Did it do the needful trick ? 

Wife - I don't know about the trick or magic but NOW entire laptop is not starting..

A line written on a Husband's T shirt :
ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN..
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OF THEM..:-P

Wife:- Aji Sunte Ho Ji? 

Husband:- Kya? 

Wife:- Wo Gupta Ji Ki Beti,
Accounts Me 99% Marks Laayi.. 

Husband:- To Baki Ka 1 Kaha Gaya? 
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Wife:- Wo Apna Beta Laaya Hai. . .

Message of the year:-

Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!

Why? Very simple...

A woman does not have a wife..

Best Top Husband wife Marriege Couple Quotes:

Do not pray to marry the one that you love, but to love the one that you marry.

~Spencer Kimball

 love being married.  It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.  ~Rita Rudner

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

~Joey Adams

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.  ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.

~Zsa Zsa Gabor

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious: both are disappointed.

- Oscar Wilde

Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.

~Evelyn Hendrickson