Gajini Joke sms text message

Gajini  part 2
Amir Khan ka beta apna tifin box road
pr khol raha tha.
Why ?
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Wo dekh raha tha k wo school ja rha
hai ya school se aa rha hai

Girls vs boys Joke sms text message with images pictures

A boy tries to propose a girl & says:-
TUJHME RAB DIKHTA HAI YARA MEIN KYA KARU....... 
Girl replies:;;) 
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Maatha tek aur nikal ...






Boy : " Tum Gaana Bahot Achchha
Gaati
Ho"
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Girl : " Thanks But I'm Just Bathroom
Singer..............

Boy : " To Bulao Na Kabhi Apne Live
Program Me"


70% LADKI SUNDAR HOTI HAI,
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75% SWEET,
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85% SHARARTE HOTI HAI,
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90% cute
AUR 100% BEWAFA,
YANI TOTAL LADKIYAN-
70 75 85 90 100=420 HOTI HAI
YEH SACH HAI KYA ?





Who are boys ?
Jo marne ke bad

Nark me bhi Kehte hai
“YAMRAJ KI BETI DEKH
PATAKA HAI YAR”
n
Who r girls ?

who goes to heaven
n says “APSARA KI
NAIL POLISH DEKHI
HW CHEAP..

Gujarati sms joke text message with images picture

Gujju wrote this english love letter:

Maari deer Pusspa ben, 

U r q tea, luv lee, sack sea, on nest, a tract thief, cheer fool, soup pub & u r very press yes.. 

Tharo lowr, 

Come less bhai...

Christmas Jokes sms text messages wishes quotes in English Hindi with images picture wallpaper

X’mas is love..
X’mas is dedication,
X’mas is happiness.
Happy X’MAS to you and your family with a bunch of love and prayers


Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar
jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar, 
santa clause aaye aapke dwar, 
subhkamna hamarikare sweekar. 
Merry Christmas.


Joy resounds in the hearts of 
those who believe in the miracle of Christmas!
Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love of the season! 
MERRY XMAS



Christmas gift suggestions: 
To your enemy, forgiveness. 
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart. 
To a customer, service. 
To all, charity. 
To every child, a good example. 
To yourself, respect.



Before The Church Bells Ring.
Before The Cakes & Wine Are Served.
Before The Holy Star Appears.
Before Networks Get Jammed 
Let Me Wish You A Merry Christmas! 


I hope you have a wonderful christmas 
have a great new year..
Hopefully santa will be extra good to you 
enjoy your holidays

Christmas quotes
"At Christmas, all roads lead home."
-Marjorie Holmes


The Greatest And Most Momentous Fact Which The History Of The World Records Is The Fact Of Christ’s Birth. 
- Charles H. Spurgeon


"As long as we know in our hearts what Christmas ought to be, Christmas is."
-Eric Sevareid


It Is Christmas Every Time You Let God Love Others Through You. Yes, It Is Christmas Every Time You Smile At Your Brother And Offer Him Your Hand.
- Mother Teresa


"Christmas day is a day of joy and charity. May God make you very rich in both."
-Phillips Brooks


What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. - ---------Phyllis Diller


"Christmas is a day of meaning and traditions, a special day spent in the warm circle of family and friends."
-Margaret Thatcher


A Christmas gambol oft could cheer 
The poor man's heart through half the year. 
- Walter Scott


"Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone."
-Charles Schulz


"Christmas is most truly Christmas when we celebrate it
 by giving the light of love to those who need it most."
-Ruth Carter Stapleton


"Christmas ... is not an eternal event at all, but a piece of one's home that one carries in one's heart."
-Freya Stark

There Is No Ideal Christmas; Only The One Christmas You Decide To Make As A Reflection Of Your Values, Desires, Affections, Traditions. 
– Bill Mckibben


Christmas Waves A Magic Wand Over This World, And Behold, 
Everything Is Softer And More Beautiful. 
- Norman Vincent Peale





Christmas Jokes In Hindi
An old Indian women slips on ice 
and falls She cries Hai meri kismat 
A Foreigner walks past and says
 Hi Merry Christmas

HD Christmas Wallpaper

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Funny santa claus

funny Christmas

Girlfriend boyfriend Jokes sms Text message, with images picture

Real fun with girlfriend

Agar Husband
Bhagwan Saman Hota hai Toh..
Boyfriend bhi
Koi Chhota MoTa Devta Hota Hi Hoga

Girlfriend ko Palko Par Baitha Lo...
Deke Khushi Uske Saare Gum Chura Lo....
Use Pyar karo Uski Saheli ke Saamne Itna
Ki......
Uski Saheli Bhi Kahe Jaanu Mujhe
Bhi Pata Lo...

India Pakistan Jokes sms Text message with images pictures

Q. Kashmir aur biwi mein kya samanta hai.....

Ans. Waise to dono hi samasya hai... par padosi nazar daale to gussa aata hai...

Indian Rajnikant funny jokes sms text message with images picture

Prove that 2/10=2

Japanese student: Wrong question. 

Pakistani student: Hum toh school hi nahi Gaya. 

American student:
It's strange, how is it possible?

Indian Rajnikant solved it:

Two / Ten
=wo/en
(T with T cancel)
w = 23rd letter
o = 15th letter
e = 5th letter
n = 14th letter
So,
23+15 / 5+14
= 38 / 19
= 2
Saala Maths ka itihaas hila dala.

YANNA RASCALA, MIND IT !!