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A New Metal is added to the Chemistry:

Name: Wife
Symbol: Bv

Atomic Weight: Light when first found... tends to get heavier over the years with time.

Physical Properties :
- Boils at any time
- Can freeze at any time
- Melts if treated with love & care
- Very Bitter if Mishandled

Chemical Properties :
- Very Reactive
- Highly Unstable
- Possess Strong Affinity for Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards & Cheque books
- Money Reducing Agent

Occurrence :
- Mostly found in front of the Mirror