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Dedicated to all couples 
Always keep your wives/husbands picture as mobile screen saver. Whenever you face a problem, see the picture & say: if I can handle this, I can handle anything!

After 15 years of marriage
a wife asked her
husband to describe her.
He looked at her slowly and then said:"A-B-C-D-E-F- G-H-I-J-K".
"What does that mean?"she asked.
"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant,
Fashionable, Gorgeous, and Hot"
he replied.
She smiled happily and then asked,
"What about I-J-K?
"He replied,"I'm Just Kidding!"





Every Man needs a Beautiful wife, 
intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, 
adjusting & cooperative wife, but it’s sad that
 law allows only one wife.

Real Quote

Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command..
Husband: Well darling! its a computer, not a Husband..

“When a man holds a woman hands?” 
When a man holds a woman’s hand 
before marriage, it is love; 
after marriage it is self-defense 



One million copies of a new book sold
In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title.

"An idea,that can change your WIFE''
While real word was(LIFE).






Wife called hubby in office .. 
Wife - window is not opening .. What shall I do ? 
Hubby - Put some hot water n wait for while. It will open ... 

Wife (lil unconvinced)- r u sure ?
Hubby - ya trust me it will do the magic.. Try it ..

(After a while hubby calls back to check) ... Did u do as I told u ! Did it do the needful trick ? 

Wife - I don't know about the trick or magic but NOW entire laptop is not starting..

A line written on a Husband's T shirt :
ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN..
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OF THEM..:-P

Wife:- Aji Sunte Ho Ji? 

Husband:- Kya? 

Wife:- Wo Gupta Ji Ki Beti,
Accounts Me 99% Marks Laayi.. 

Husband:- To Baki Ka 1 Kaha Gaya? 
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Wife:- Wo Apna Beta Laaya Hai. . .

Message of the year:-

Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!

Why? Very simple...

A woman does not have a wife..

Best Top Husband wife Marriege Couple Quotes:

Do not pray to marry the one that you love, but to love the one that you marry.

~Spencer Kimball

 love being married.  It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.  ~Rita Rudner

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

~Joey Adams

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.  ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.

~Zsa Zsa Gabor

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious: both are disappointed.

- Oscar Wilde

Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.

~Evelyn Hendrickson