Dedicated to all couples
Always keep your wives/husbands picture as mobile screen saver. Whenever you face a problem, see the picture & say: if I can handle this, I can handle anything!
Always keep your wives/husbands picture as mobile screen saver. Whenever you face a problem, see the picture & say: if I can handle this, I can handle anything!
After 15 years of marriage
a wife asked her
husband to describe her.
He looked at her slowly and then said:"A-B-C-D-E-F- G-H-I-J-K".
"What does that mean?"she asked.
"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant,
Fashionable, Gorgeous, and Hot"
he replied.
She smiled happily and then asked,
"What about I-J-K?
"He replied,"I'm Just Kidding!"
Every Man needs a Beautiful wife,
intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife,
adjusting & cooperative wife, but it’s sad that
law allows only one wife.
 |
| Real Quote |
Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command..
Husband: Well darling! its a computer, not a Husband..
“When a man holds a woman hands?”
When a man holds a woman’s hand
before marriage, it is love;
after marriage it is self-defense
One million copies of a new book sold
In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title.
"An idea,that can change your WIFE''
While real word was(LIFE).
Wife called hubby in office ..
Wife - window is not opening .. What shall I do ?
Hubby - Put some hot water n wait for while. It will open ...
Wife (lil unconvinced)- r u sure ?
Hubby - ya trust me it will do the magic.. Try it ..
(After a while hubby calls back to check) ... Did u do as I told u ! Did it do the needful trick ?
Wife - I don't know about the trick or magic but NOW entire laptop is not starting..
A line written on a Husband's T shirt :
ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
..
.
.
..
.
.
.
.
OF THEM..:-P
ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
..
.
.
..
.
.
.
.
OF THEM..:-P
Wife:- Aji Sunte Ho Ji?
Husband:- Kya?
Wife:- Wo Gupta Ji Ki Beti,
Accounts Me 99% Marks Laayi..
Husband:- To Baki Ka 1 Kaha Gaya?
.
.
.
.
Wife:- Wo Apna Beta Laaya Hai. . .
Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple...
A woman does not have a wife..
Best Top Husband wife Marriege Couple Quotes:
Do not pray to marry the one that you love, but to love the one that you marry.
~Spencer Kimball
love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. ~Rita Rudner
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
~Joey Adams
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.
~Zsa Zsa Gabor
Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious: both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.
~Evelyn Hendrickson
