Birth, Death comes once in life..
Love comes once in life..
Marriage comes once in life..
But
Why does these bloody exams comes again & again .... ....
.
Likho To EXAM me Kuch Aisa Likho
K PEN Bhi Ronay Per Majboor Ho jaye
Hr ANSWER Me Woh Dard Bhar do
Ki Check karne Wala DISPRIN Kha K So Jaye
Parh parh ker kyaa kernaa hei
Aakhir ek din tou merna hei
marnay key baad bee ager dubaara janam howa tou
shuroo to nursery sey hi karna hai
Behind a successful student, there is a good teacher.
But behind a failed student.....
A beautiful teacher !!!
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born
and stops only when we enter the examination hall.
Long Back,
Ppl Who Sacrificed Their Sleep,
Food, Laughter N Forgot
Their Family Were Called Saints.
Bt Now They R Called
"Students"
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
'Head, I go to sleep.'
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I'll study:
Arz kiya hai? Humne suna tha zindagi imtihan leti hai, Humnesuna tha zindagi imtihan leti hai, YAHAN TO IMTIHANO NE hiZINDAGI LE LI hai.
exam paas aye
dil ghabraye
school na jane ka bahana banaye
ab to mera pen ruk ruk k chalta hai!!
kya karu hai kuch nhi ata hai!!!
Why we sometimes write "etc" in exams? Because it means.
.
.
.
.
.
E-End of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity
Tcher 2 Student: Beta Ans sheet par sabse phle kya likhna chahiye.?
Student: IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GYE ANS KALPNIK HAI JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH Nhi HAI..!
Two Reasons To Give
Exam ...
1. You Can Spend 3 Hours
In Self Meditation. . .
2. You Can See Your Teachers
Being Bored ... Who Usually
Bore You ...
Chnda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaro,
Ghadi ke kante bhage.
Ek pariksha khtam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
subah hogye mamu...subah hogye mamu....
Side effect of excess study :p
A Guy Went To A Restaurant,
He Wanted To See The Menu
But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;
He Asked Waiter,
"Syllabus Lana Zara":-P
Mat chino in college k bachcho se mobile.
ye akele rahne se darte hai ,
le lo exam bhi sms se,
kyuki yahi wo chiz hai jo ye maan laga kr padte hai..
Kash koi exam result ka insurance kara deta,
To har exam ka pehle premium bharwa deta,
Pass hote to thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva leta...
All the best!
University Ka 1 Student University K Toilet Me Gaya.
Jab Andar Ja K W.C Pr Baitha To Samne Dekha Likha Tha
Itna Zor padhai pr Dete To Exam Me A1 Grade aata.
The funniest situation in student life
when we have no idea what to write
in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
and
says, “please cover your answer sheet” :P
naukar - sahab aapka kutta to admi jaisa dikhta hai..
kya khilate ho? sahab - kamine ye kutta nahi h.
mera beta h CA kar rha h.
abhi exam chal rahe hai..
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study
Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain
SILENCE
Is d best Answer
for all questions
SMILE
Is d best Reaction
in all situations
Unfortunately
BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM
Uski nazar hamari taraf thi,
Meri uski taraf thi..
Wo mujse kuchh kahena chahti thi..
Me us se kuchh puchna chahta tha..
Do no uljan me baithe the..
Aur………….
Exam time khatam
Exam anthem,
humhonge allpass,
humhonge allpass,
humhonge allpass1din,
hoho likhte hai bakwas
fir bhi hai vishwas,
paper hoga jhakas,ek din.
Har tarf padhai ka saya hai,
kitabo me sukh kisne paya hai,
Tum to jate ho tution ladkia dekhne..
aur Sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat me bhi padhne aaya Hai.
Which r d most powerful 3 words other than I LOVE U ?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
RESULT AA GAYA. :-(
2 tree katne se 17 paper bante hai
us paper ko hum exam mai use karte hai
.
.
.
yeh galat hai
.
.
.
.
.
EXAM HATAO OR PAPER BACHAO.
Love comes once in life..
Marriage comes once in life..
But
Why does these bloody exams comes again & again .... ....
.
 |
| School student in Examination hall giving exam |
Likho To EXAM me Kuch Aisa Likho
K PEN Bhi Ronay Per Majboor Ho jaye
Hr ANSWER Me Woh Dard Bhar do
Ki Check karne Wala DISPRIN Kha K So Jaye
Parh parh ker kyaa kernaa hei
Aakhir ek din tou merna hei
marnay key baad bee ager dubaara janam howa tou
shuroo to nursery sey hi karna hai
Behind a successful student, there is a good teacher.
But behind a failed student.....
A beautiful teacher !!!
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born
and stops only when we enter the examination hall.
Long Back,
Ppl Who Sacrificed Their Sleep,
Food, Laughter N Forgot
Their Family Were Called Saints.
Bt Now They R Called
"Students"
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
'Head, I go to sleep.'
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I'll study:
Arz kiya hai? Humne suna tha zindagi imtihan leti hai, Humnesuna tha zindagi imtihan leti hai, YAHAN TO IMTIHANO NE hiZINDAGI LE LI hai.
exam paas aye
dil ghabraye
school na jane ka bahana banaye
ab to mera pen ruk ruk k chalta hai!!
kya karu hai kuch nhi ata hai!!!
Why we sometimes write "etc" in exams? Because it means.
.
.
.
.
.
E-End of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity
Tcher 2 Student: Beta Ans sheet par sabse phle kya likhna chahiye.?
Student: IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GYE ANS KALPNIK HAI JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH Nhi HAI..!
Two Reasons To Give
Exam ...
1. You Can Spend 3 Hours
In Self Meditation. . .
2. You Can See Your Teachers
Being Bored ... Who Usually
Bore You ...
Chnda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaro,
Ghadi ke kante bhage.
Ek pariksha khtam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
subah hogye mamu...subah hogye mamu....
Side effect of excess study :p
A Guy Went To A Restaurant,
He Wanted To See The Menu
But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;
He Asked Waiter,
"Syllabus Lana Zara":-P
Mat chino in college k bachcho se mobile.
ye akele rahne se darte hai ,
le lo exam bhi sms se,
kyuki yahi wo chiz hai jo ye maan laga kr padte hai..
Kash koi exam result ka insurance kara deta,
To har exam ka pehle premium bharwa deta,
Pass hote to thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva leta...
All the best!
University Ka 1 Student University K Toilet Me Gaya.
Jab Andar Ja K W.C Pr Baitha To Samne Dekha Likha Tha
Itna Zor padhai pr Dete To Exam Me A1 Grade aata.
The funniest situation in student life
when we have no idea what to write
in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
and
says, “please cover your answer sheet” :P
naukar - sahab aapka kutta to admi jaisa dikhta hai..
kya khilate ho? sahab - kamine ye kutta nahi h.
mera beta h CA kar rha h.
abhi exam chal rahe hai..
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study
Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain
SILENCE
Is d best Answer
for all questions
SMILE
Is d best Reaction
in all situations
Unfortunately
BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM
Uski nazar hamari taraf thi,
Meri uski taraf thi..
Wo mujse kuchh kahena chahti thi..
Me us se kuchh puchna chahta tha..
Do no uljan me baithe the..
Aur………….
Exam time khatam
Exam anthem,
humhonge allpass,
humhonge allpass,
humhonge allpass1din,
hoho likhte hai bakwas
fir bhi hai vishwas,
paper hoga jhakas,ek din.
Har tarf padhai ka saya hai,
kitabo me sukh kisne paya hai,
Tum to jate ho tution ladkia dekhne..
aur Sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat me bhi padhne aaya Hai.
Which r d most powerful 3 words other than I LOVE U ?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
RESULT AA GAYA. :-(
2 tree katne se 17 paper bante hai
us paper ko hum exam mai use karte hai
.
.
.
yeh galat hai
.
.
.
.
.
EXAM HATAO OR PAPER BACHAO.
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